Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

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pokemon kid

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.

John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

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Ash (pokemon)

pokemon catcher
gotta catch them all :D

Ash (pokemon)

ash: go pikachu go
pikachu: pika pika
ash: get that wild riachu
pika: really i was chillin, go get him yourself dumb ass

ash:pikachu return, squirtle i choose you
squirtle: squirtle squirtle wait what the f*** am i sayin
ash: squirtle return

by ehte February 21, 2011

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pokemon man

Synonym for 40-year-old virgin. See comic book guy.

A Pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a Pokéball in the middle, a small T-Shirt with Pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap Ash Ketchum wears, a pony tail, a Pokémon Card Collection. These people are also known as fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Hamtaro and Superman.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

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