An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
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Plastoxic
/plæsˈtɑ ksɪk/
adj.
1. Biologically contaminated by accumulated nanoplastics or microplastics.
2. Describes a person whose system is so saturated with plastic residue that further exposure causes harm.
3. Spiritually or emotionally tainted by exposure to synthetic environments, products, or ideologies.
> “Sorry… I can’t eat that. I’m plastoxic.”
/plæsˈtɑ ksɪk/
adj.
1. Biologically contaminated by accumulated nanoplastics or microplastics.
2. Describes a person whose system is so saturated with plastic residue that further exposure causes harm.
3. Spiritually or emotionally tainted by exposure to synthetic environments, products, or ideologies.
> “Sorry… I can’t eat that. I’m plastoxic.”
by PlutoKrazo July 24, 2025
Get the Plastoxic mug.A romantic gray area where you’re more than friends but not officially dating. Named after Pluto’s “almost a planet” status — close enough to count, but never quite official.
First coined by author Deepti Jethani in 2025.
First coined by author Deepti Jethani in 2025.
We hang out every weekend, text all day, and even met each other’s families, but he says we’re not dating. I guess we’re in a Plutonic Relationship.
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Get the Plutonic Relationship mug.When you are in a profound, yet undefined relationship with someone in a way that cannot be described by existing terms. It transcends words like “friend”, “lover”, “significant other” and is more of a combination of all of the above.
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