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Cock Pilot

A cock pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite sex.

The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"

A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..

The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation

Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.

Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
Friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco....he states, man am I going to get laid tonight

Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot

Friend: roger that !!!!
by mr wangs November 21, 2011
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Twenty one pilots

Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!

From their website:

"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not <bad word> happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."

-unknown
Clique member -twenty one pilots are the best band in the whIle fuckin world
by lost in the open May 27, 2017
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Pilot Wings

The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.
"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"
by Mike D December 7, 2004
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Helicopter pilot

A man with a mustache who likes to suck cocks. These people will also have a massive ego that will trail behind them in a dump truck. Most of them come from the military.
Where can a guy get a blow job around here?

Over behind the hanger, there is a helicopter pilot sucking cock by choice.
by Billbobaggans February 14, 2012
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Pilotdrift

Pilotdrift is a band from Texarkana, a town on the border of Texas and Arkansas. They are alternative/experimental, and completely amazing. Also, no one knows about them.
Me: So I was listening to Pilotdrift the other day.
Someone: Who're they?
Me: Go to their myspace now plzkthxbye.
by Clever-Nickname November 9, 2006
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pilot the dune

To engage in sexual intercourse. Said from Male point of view, the "dune" being a vagina.
"Hey homes, whatchu up to tonight?"
"Not much. Gonna pilot the dune, watch some TV."
by 5Bones April 28, 2005
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Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010
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