alaskan pipeline

you take an ice cube and while you are having anal sex you take your dick out and shove the ice cube in then start fucking her again. INSANE PLEASURE!!!!

I gave that bitch a crazy alaskan pipeline last night, it was incredible.

by Cotee January 30, 2009

Pisector

Someone who tries to subdivide an angle into π parts using only a pair of compasses and an unmarked ruler.

Just as the trisectors of yesteryear tried to prove the impossible, pisectors are hell-bent to achieving their goal, hoping that their proofs would bring them mathematical fame or immortality—when being dubbed a “mathematical crank” feels less bitter than being a nobody or fading in obscurity.

by MathPlus February 7, 2021

Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

by James T. January 29, 2007

Pissel

This is an ancient word dating back to... blimey, must be 1981! Anyway, enough reminiscing!
I believe the meaning to be the crossing of wee strains that go all over the toilet edge, or seat if you didn't put it up.
This was until recently limited to men, but I have discovered, much to the horror of you ladies out there, that Pissel does and can occur when you go too! Round the front of the toilet seat where it must deflect off the pan or something.

Mum: look at this mess!
Boy: what? I can't help it, it's just my pissel

Girl: you've pissed all over the seat again!
Bloke: No I haven't.
Girl: There's piss all over the front of the seat?!
Bloke: That's you you silly girl, it's your pissel

by scoobontheedge March 10, 2008

Piele

Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French pervertir, from Latin pervertere to overturn, corrupt, pervert, from per- thoroughly + vertere to turn --

Pervert:
1 a : to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true or morally right or what is generally done or accepted b : one given to some form of sexual perversion c : an aberrant sexual practice especially when habitual and preferred to normal coitus d : someone which has these characteristics and can act upon: bastardize, bestialize, brutalize, corrupt, debauch, demoralize, deprave, warp

Piele's are perverted. These are the people that you want to keep from dating your older or younger sister or cousin or next door neighbor because all they want to do is to defile them.

by Jendo December 9, 2004

Palin Pipeline

giving a bitch some roofies, getting in the scissor position and shitting in her vagina while shooting wolves from a helicopter, you betcha all ya mavericks

shitting in a vagina, laying down the palin pipeline

by M.C.Cain February 19, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.

Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

by Niko Morella April 11, 2011