Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

Blow pillow

A pillow used to blow smoke into while smoking, usually marijuana.

This is my designated blow pillow.

by Tccwhore March 29, 2019

pillow porn

when a Kevin does certain things with a pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

damn did you see Kevin in that pillow porn

by minugtew June 16, 2017

pillow twister

A derogatory term for a male homosexual. Usually used to describe the "bottom" of a homosexual pair.

"He's got a little sumpin sumpin about him I can't resist. I'll be his pillow twister anytime." - Homosexual Kyle.

by JohnnyLongDong March 8, 2017

Pillow Knight

This would be a male who believes that the pleasure and enjoyment of the female during is more important, and gets his own pleasure from seeing/hearing the pleasure that the female is feeling. A pillow knight would often be paired with a "Pillow Princess".

He is dating a Pillow Princess, I can't tell if he's a simp or a pillow knight

by The Rapscallion August 1, 2021

Fuzzy Pillow

A fuzzy case, stuffed with something soft, used to cushion the head, especially during sleep and you can hump it

When I watch porn I use a fuzzy pillow to masturbate.

by John Lightsey May 31, 2012

Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.

1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!

by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023