Mr Phillips

The sussiest teacher you'll ever meet. Makes up gossip when he can't get his hands on the real stuff. He's done every imaginable thing that is possible to do, but has 16 different personalities depending on what class he's teaching.

Art Student: Hey, Have you seen Mr Phillips today?
Geo Student: Nah, he didn't teach me today because he was shipping me with all my friend friends

by someone at your school November 29, 2022

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From (since) Whappy killed Phillup

Jamaican expression

From (since) whappy killed Phillup.

From names of actually people.

Whappy + Phillup or Phillip.

Possibly origins -According to the Gleaner, in June 1951 a man name Aston Jolley aka Whappie King attacked and robbed two people. One of them died, but none of the victim’s names was Phillip. Instead, the news article at the time mentioned “Wappy King fillip” and this ended up being switched to “Wappy kill Phillup” over time. If that is the origins of the story then that would be truly disappointing and anti-climatic.

There is another theory involving a murder between two brothers from Portland called William(nickname Wappy) and Phillip. This happened in the 1940s and was a real headline grabber, mainly because similar to now Portland did not have alot of murders. This sounds far more realistic than the Aston Jolly case as I think Jamaicans are far too creative to build such a timeless saying off “Wappy King Fillip”. Gleaner Story

Used to exaggerate the number of years something has been taking place for;
A very long time

I've been reading this book from (since) Whappy killed Phillup.

by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022

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Professor .T. Phillips

A lot like 'Jekyll and Hyde' but instead it's 'Thomas Phillips and Professor .T. Phillips'. and instead it can be controlled but he still drank a potion to ignite the contagious virus. Professor .T. Phillips is a wise young man who can sometimes go over the barrier and act a little.. strange, using quotes such as 'St Nick' and 'Balderdash'. He lives in a mansion in the rural South West with his science lab along the corridor and up the stairs. It's where he gets into his tuxedo and experiments away, sometimes can go to far resulting in being too posh, speaking too wisely, being arrogant and an ignorant little racist pig. He loves too play Football with his grand shoes he flexes 24/7 too his, dear peers as he would say. He also loves to play darts and pretends the dart board is a certain someone, named Daniel *****. Professor .T. Phillips is a life-ruining hypocrite, who goes around slapping, cutting, and elbowing certain people, (won't mention names). He's a hypocrite because he does all that stuff for no reason and if you accidently nudge him by a centimetre he will go and tell the Police and that's you're life done. Also, if you ever stumble across him in public do NOT call him a fat bastard, unless you want your life ruined. Not to mention he adores his ties and bowties. Also he laughs in the up-most (as he would say) obnoxious way possible whilst clapping his chubby little hands like a baby desperate for there little train set.

That posh ol' pikey over there, he's a bit of a Professor .T. Phillips.

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

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Phillionaire

Someone who is worth at least a Phillion in any given currency.

I wanna be a Phillionaire so friggin bad,
buy all the things I shoulda had (that's a lot)
I wanna be on the cover of Phils Magazine (I bought it from Forbes)
Dancing next to Munroe and James Dean (their clones anyway)
Oh every time I close my eyes (it gets dark yo)
I see my name in shining lights (that's the stars yo)
A different planet every night oh I swear, the Universe better prepare for when I'm a Phillionaire.

by ailesnoires March 18, 2011

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