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phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.
"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"
by Gaza August 7, 2006
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Phandyland

A physical location co-habitated by two or more metro-sexual males enjoying each other's company, often located in condominium complexes with views of the ocean or other body of water. Can be identified by bathrooms with loufa, kitchens stocked with cooking and other home-improvement books, closets full of comic books, and Guitar Hero.
Sorry, Melissa, I have to go home to PhandyLand, the roommate and I have a date for Guitar Hero, followed by Shark Week on Animal Planet.
by PAM_IN_NJ January 20, 2009
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phantom cigarette syndrome

A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.
Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig

Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome
by MDMI June 10, 2009
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Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.
'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"
by Lys November 28, 2004
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Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.
by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005
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Pandora Effect

A condition causing one to feel a strange mix of emotions (which may include awe, disappointment, giddiness, emptiness, warmth, and most of all depression) after watching James Cameron's Avatar movie. For many it has changed the way they see the world and life in general.

There are several treatments for someone who has the Pandora Effect; go see the movie again and again, watch youtube videos about Neytiri (or anything Avatar-related), and going to Avatar-Forums.com to find further help.
*walking out of Avatar*
<Guy A>: Mannn, I wanna be a Na'vi... with Neytiri...
<Guy B>: I'm sure there's someone like her.
<Guy A>: But I want HER in her blueness.
<Guy B>: Dude chill, its just a movie... Me toO! *sniff*
<Guy A>: *sniff* I know... looks like we have the Pandora Effect...

*goes back for another showing*
by Eytukan January 2, 2010
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pandowdy

Means "apple pie" or something related to apple pie.... Also a great weird word that can be screamed at people at random times.
Guess what???
What?
PANDOWDY?!
by Palindromic November 1, 2004
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