I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019
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An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019
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• Pencylinder
• pencil
• Pencil dick
• Pencil - Case
• pencil sharpener
• pencil neck
• pencil pusher
• penciling
• Pencil Slop
by Armkap June 6, 2020
Get the Poker Pencil mug.An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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(Mainly for Among Us.)
(Mainly for Among Us.)
(Setting: In a round of Among Us.)
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL
Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him
Person 2: full pencil?
Person 3: yeah he did see me tho
Person 2: ok then i can trust yall
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL
Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him
Person 2: full pencil?
Person 3: yeah he did see me tho
Person 2: ok then i can trust yall
by Derpsion May 4, 2021
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Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night
by geezermate May 12, 2010
Get the Giving the Pencil mug.When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012
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