split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

Peas

Peas has pukey dong

Peas get barf dick from sis alivia

by Peas likes Pukey dong February 15, 2019

popping peas pepper

when ur aunt got the peas

My aunt sally got popping peas pepper

by Cheese Winner boi bootei September 13, 2018

Pea head

A girl with an exceptionally small head , pea sized brain

Desiree b is such a pea head , she’s only got like two brain cells and that’s pushing it

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

Pea Ridge

A place where everyone’s a clout chaser, smokes weed, does dumb shit, and all that. People who go here are are only here because they have to be.

That group from must be from Pea Ridge. They’re dumb as fuck.

by Turtleneckmotherfucker November 5, 2019

Pea Ridge

a place where kids act depressed for attention, smoke weed, and do drugs bc no one likes it there.

oh he does drugs he’s probably from pea ridge

by almond milk June 9, 2019

Sweetest Pea

Nickname for The perfect girlfriend. Smart, funny, beautiful.

Career in something wholesome, squally with small children.

Sexy, brown hair, brown eyes.

“Sweetest Pea! Congratulations on your Early Education Certification! I’m so proud of you, I love you so much!”

The song “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison is a classic, He must have been in love with a Sweetest Pea

by .jtom August 7, 2019