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Peak

“Peak” is the truest embodiment of the north-south divide. In the south, the masses - disoriented and confused by the brightly coloured Pret and Waitrose signs - think peak means bad.
In the North thankfully sense still reigns and peak is good.
Sup chief, weather’s looking peak today
by Andyfan December 14, 2019
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Ballmer Peak

A "peak" in programming or other abilities caused by alcohol. The theory is that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. Recent study's indicate that the effect may also spread to other skills; this has only been proven in the essay writing abilities of computer scientists.
After having one glass of wassail, Haley's code suddenly improved due to the Ballmer Peak.
by mikefromcanmore December 16, 2009
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peaknik

A peaknik is someone who believes in the theory of Peak Oil, namely that the maximum rate of production of oil fuels may be reached soon or has already been reached. Peakniks often are obsessed with this issue because the difficulty of replacing liquid fuels could bring crisis to modern, industrialised economies.
"These aren't the claims of a rabid peaknik, they are predictions made by investment bankers and oil industry analysts."
by Bilby December 14, 2006
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Peak Fiction

by TheSwoogity June 30, 2022
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penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.
hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.
by ashtray257 October 11, 2006
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peak

The highest point of pleasure and fuckedupness from an ecstacy pill.
"The peak lasted for about 4 hours."
"I'm peaking really hard."
by Diego July 28, 2003
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easy peasy

the first half of a rhyming phrase with several alternate second halves, all of which connote an activity or a result that is, respectively, simple to perform or achieve.
Tie your shoes? Why that's easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Beat your meat? Why that's easy peasy Japanesey!
As a red-stater, condemn books and films without having read or seen them? Why that's easy peasy puddin'n'pie!
by the sobsister December 9, 2004
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