Parker

Parker is a gay guy is is very stupid.

Dude my friend named parker is so gay. He tried to ask me out.

by Czhbama28 June 21, 2020

Linker Parker

A person who loves Linkin Park.

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Parker

Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.

"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."

by superhuman01221 May 31, 2016

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

by rocky rockmonoff May 24, 2006

parker kate

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.

Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.

by Allurdreamsyoucantachieve January 7, 2017

brad parker

asshole who kicks you in the face doing a handstand

brad parker kicked me in the fucking face

by d $$ May 22, 2010

mrs. parker

A bitch teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow my math teacher is such a mrs. parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016