peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
by jon abbot August 06, 2007
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Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
by Azzazicc May 17, 2016
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Ryan Parker

The hottest guys in the world . Blonde and rllllyyyy cute . Makes rly cute gestures when he likes u like holds ur hand. Kinda a player but no one cares he’s hotttt
Damn i wish I was ryan Parker’s girl
by Emilyhooker November 21, 2019
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noah parker

the most beautifulest man to ever walk this earth! he is a sexy man and should never forget! he is the man of every girls dreams . usually blonde with green eyes has the most sexiest under wear! everything about him is just lovely . he is usually called boobear by this girl who she loves him alot!
kayla: who is that sexy man

john: oh its noah parker
by ploop plop August 07, 2012
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floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
by jose suarez April 27, 2006
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Snarky Parker

While railing a chick in the ass, abruptly stop and bend her over the couch, while she is stationary, reach for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman Action Figure and force fuck her in the ass.
Her ass will never be the same after that Snarky Parker
by Vagtastic69187 March 18, 2010
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