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toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.
by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
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No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.
Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.
by Initial Definition May 27, 2015
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The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 2, 2018
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punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.
I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.
by Bert Skills October 23, 2003
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Panning for gold

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.
Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!
by Kyle and kenny August 18, 2008
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Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.
booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse
by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012
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painting

"oi broo lets go painting on the M-line".
by frantic oreo February 27, 2009
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