Creep-dog

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.

Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!

by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020

creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.

Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.

by Imagineer G June 18, 2013

Creep Whore

Any young woman or woman that puts men down for giving them attention. These women insist any kind of attention that is given to them is creepy because they themselves feel unattractive and insecure about themselves, and therefore they can make themselves feel hot and attractive.

Girl 1: "That guy is a creeper"

Guy 1: "That girl calls everyone creepy, she is just a creep whore that isn't used to attention.

by SpewTruthFromEveryOrifice January 11, 2012

Homework creep

The phenomenon where the teachers aren't aware of each other, and simultaneously increase the amount of homework they give, thinking that the students would be able to handle it, thus collectively significantly increasing the overall amount.

Man, the god damn teachers are all on homework creep!

by Dominator21GT February 27, 2021

Fupa Creep

The phenomenon of a rising waistband due to an enlarged fupa, i.e. the tendancy of an overweight woman to gradually place the waistband of her pants higher and higher, over time, as her fupa grows.

If your mom's fupa creep doesn't stop, pretty soon she'll be tucking her boobs under her belt.

by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

Creep and Run

On a social network, such as facebook, when you get a friend request from someone you do or don't know, you accept them, check out their profile/pictures, then delete them immediately.

Matt: so dude the new girl at work friend requested me on facebook the other day.
Dustin: same here, but I pulled a creep and run on that broad.
Matt: good call!

by thelynchmob October 21, 2010

Silent Creep

When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.

Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?

Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep

by Jaspar Goodman January 10, 2008