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Tip Burn

When a male masturbates before bed and a little bit of sperm is left behind causing the male to have to get up to have a very painfully hot pee for the next 30 minutes
Guy1: aw man i was jacking off before bed and i got tip burn
Guy2: aw dude that's brutal!
by i dont touch myself July 27, 2011
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Burning pile

All my style
All my grace
All I tried to save my face
All my guts, try to spill
All my holes, try to fill
All my money been a long time spent
On my drugs, on my rent
On my saving philosophy
It goes, one in the bank, and the rest for me
It goes, all my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I change my aim
Throw my troubles at the pearly gates
Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(Oh-oh-oh)
My mama, lonely maid
Got her buns in the oven and she never got laid
My papa, renaissance man
Sailed away and he never came back again
All my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I change my aim
Throw my troubles at the pearly gates
Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

All your woe bygones be gone
I said all your troubles, you don't need a thing
All my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I'll change my aim
Throw my troubles at the world again
It goes, all my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I'll take my turn
To burn and burn and burn
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by Longjohn2000 March 18, 2021
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Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.
Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
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Hannah Burns

Hannah burns is a strange person in Norwegian society.
She is mostly at Sandvika shopping center where she prefers to be called the queen of snus.
Hannah loves a party where she can indulge in alcohol, and her day is ruined if she does not have her nicotine needs covered.
Strictly speaking, Hannah is very fond of boys and many think she has had a little too much fun. So she is a so-called victim of bullying.
by doktorgrusom March 17, 2022
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Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.
We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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Whisker Burn

The temporary red rash a girl gets around her mouth after making out with a guy who has a mustache or beard.
Damn Sydney , Cam gave you a major whisker burn. How are you going to cover that before you go home?
by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018
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emergency burn

When you have to drop several lbs in a short period of time. Generaly includes drasticly cutting calories and plenty of excersize. This is often needed before a big wresling match or military phisical screening.
Dude, I need an emergency burn before I go to MEPS.
by Josh Ginoza January 5, 2009
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