King Crimson

In my book, one of the GREATEST progressive rock bands that spawned in England and left an amazing legacy. Along with Pink Floyd.
They formed between 1968 and 1969 and first disbanded in 1974. After that, they returned in 1981...to be disbanded again three years later...then 1994 to 2008...and, their final round, 2013 to 2021.
While King Crimson is progressive rock, they drew inspiration from a wide variety of music, incorporating elements of classical, jazz, folk, heavy metal, gamelan, industrial, electronic, experimental music and even new wave.
Oh, shit. Did I mention Pink Floyd? We can't just leave out Yes and the Soft Machine.
Alfred: England has some really good bands-
Josh: Go ahead and name some.
Alfred: ...King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Yes, the Soft Machine...
Josh: (Why are all of them things I like?!)
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Brendan Crimson

Brendan Crimson has that Talent Factor that others lack
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Crimson Rinse

Douching someone on their period and having them stand over you while the fluids come pouring out.
'Damn, I could really have her give me a Crimson Rinse.'
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Crimson surrender

When you are about to have sex with a girl who is on her period and you do not want to get blood on your erect penis. So you use her already bloody tampon as a dildo to fuck the shit out of her. Literally.
Oh shit you're on your period? Can we do a crimson surrender instead? Thanks babe you're the best!
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Crimson Rose

When a girl get married while on her period. But still proceeds to do the deed that evening
The Day that Zesty got married, His wife gave him a Crimson Rose that evening.
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Crimson Tide

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!
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Crimson Star

When a girl gets two periods within the same calendar month. Referenced to "once in a blue moon."
Tom: "Hey, do you want go grab drinks tonight?"

Phil: "I would, but there's a Crimson Star at my house tonight. I got to go to the store to get tampons."
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