Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 2, 2019

RIM FUNK

THE CHEESEY SUBSTANCE THAT ACCUMULATES AROUND THE ASS HOLE RIM AFTER A GOOD SHIT THAT WASNT WIPED VERY WELL

I JUST BOMBED THE SHITTER AND WE DIDNT HAVE ANY TP TO WIPE MY RIM, NOW I SCRATCH MY ASS AND GOT RIM FUNK ON MY FINGER

by LLSID December 9, 2008

Jungle Funk

The severe appalling odor that is generated from a vaginal area covered in a large amount of pubic hair.

Damn that bitch got jungle funk. I could not go down on that.

by ConcernedxCitizen October 11, 2011

funk smack

the act of farting or burping on your hand and slappin the hell out of someone.

Carla: All you do is sit on your ass and watch t.v. Take me out somewhere!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!

by Black Dove February 16, 2009

pre funk

the party before the party.. to get fucked up before you go somewhere

Jake: ey we pre funkin at your house
Jesse: o fo sho'

by T I double G R February 12, 2006

man funk

The particularly foul smell in which males give off.

Yo dude! get some deodorant! you got some serious man funk goin' on!!

by Miss Edgar November 25, 2010

dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.

That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!

by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009