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Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
by TMB June 17, 2003
mugGet the Funk-Guitarin'mug.

RIM FUNK

THE CHEESEY SUBSTANCE THAT ACCUMULATES AROUND THE ASS HOLE RIM AFTER A GOOD SHIT THAT WASNT WIPED VERY WELL
I JUST BOMBED THE SHITTER AND WE DIDNT HAVE ANY TP TO WIPE MY RIM, NOW I SCRATCH MY ASS AND GOT RIM FUNK ON MY FINGER
by LLSID December 9, 2008
mugGet the RIM FUNKmug.

funk smack

the act of farting or burping on your hand and slappin the hell out of someone.
Carla: All you do is sit on your ass and watch t.v. Take me out somewhere!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!
by Black Dove February 16, 2009
mugGet the funk smackmug.

Jungle Funk

The severe appalling odor that is generated from a vaginal area covered in a large amount of pubic hair.
Damn that bitch got jungle funk. I could not go down on that.
by ConcernedxCitizen October 11, 2011
mugGet the Jungle Funkmug.

pre funk

the party before the party.. to get fucked up before you go somewhere
Jake: ey we pre funkin at your house
Jesse: o fo sho'
by T I double G R February 12, 2006
mugGet the pre funkmug.

man funk

The particularly foul smell in which males give off.
Yo dude! get some deodorant! you got some serious man funk goin' on!!
by Miss Edgar November 25, 2010
mugGet the man funkmug.

dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.
That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!
by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009
mugGet the dirk funkmug.

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