nuclear monster

a boss in the Roblox game “tower defense simulator. a pussy ass bitch who hides behind his 1000000’s of minions that make your game explode of overheating, only to be halfway through the map by the time you finished killing the entire country of Africa that was running towards your base. the nuclear monster has 2 million health and typically kills you if his fucking army didn’t already. also compared to the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Osama Bin Laden and many other terrorist.

Guy 1: Yo is that Hitler? I thought he died in WW2
Guy 2: Nah bro, that’s nuclear monster, you don’t see him being a genocidal douche?

nuclear monster by jacobloveslebron June 17, 2026

Go nuclear 

Taking things to the absolute extreme in order to avoid a series of small escalations. This can be a way of winning a fight you might not otherwise win, but has the potential to destroy both people involved.

Examples:

A kid tells you your hat is ugly so you tell him Santa isn't real

Your friend makes a joke about the way you mispronounce things and embarrasses you in-front of others, so you tell her that her boyfriend is cheating on her.

There was nothing I could do. I had to go nuclear. Fuck the consequences.

Go nuclear by Andy Wenman September 16, 2014

legalize nuclear bombs 

When the nuts pop you go supa sayan and when that happen the goverment will try to shut down cuz you be too strong and shi fr on boss. so when da boss be like dammmnn yo you gusy legalizing the bomb or nuclear ibe like yuhh cuz we on the sshiz fr brotha like the money when it pop up it be coming on me it dont even matter when i see the money i go blind cuz that shi just come to me brah and like when i get too much money the compount interest be ball busting me so i go ahead and jsut frick up dawg and buy a nuclear bomb annnd,,, like shiiiii but the probklem with that is thatt uhh like i go to jail.......,.. but yuh bordda i just drop the bomb cuz we fr like that because the blacked out uber x with the whole team bussin is too strong against the us goverment

we bustin it up]
yuh
legalize nuclear bombs
(ejaculates)

legalize nuclear bombs by i keep the seed on me October 11, 2022

the fear of nuclear war

What I have

I have a fear of nuclear war. You should have the fear of nuclear war

the fear of nuclear war by A_Strawberry July 12, 2021

thermo nuclear bomb 

bomb
i die

hi jimmy look it is a thermo nuclear bomb

ok Johhny guess ill FUCKING die

thermo nuclear bomb by notfive April 21, 2020

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla 

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Margot & The Nuclear So and So's 

A fantastic indie folk chamber pop group from Indianapolis, Indiana.

Indie folk enthusiast: Have you heard this fantastic indie folk chamber pop group, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's?

Prep kid: I like Eminem and Lady Gaga.

Margot & The Nuclear So and So's by the dark llama September 20, 2010