Chocolate snackpak

When you have to frantically shit so you duck behind a dumpster and blow it against the wall. It launches outward and explodes against the wall running down like a chocolate snackpak.

I got sick at that party and left a chocolate snackpak in the guest bathtub for someone else to find.

by Commando man November 28, 2019

Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.

"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "

by Ghost84 August 7, 2013

chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.

Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.

by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

chocolate hawk

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.

Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.

by Munstadi July 29, 2017

Chocolate Moment

The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner

Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long

by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008

Chocolate Treat

When you stick a chocolate snack in an asshole, then eat it aftarwards.

I had a very nice Chocolate Treat from my girlfriend last night

by Bigbootybitch87 April 24, 2011