Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

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mini nolan

Short, dumb, and eats erasers

Wow he's suck a Mini Nolan

by El GORTO January 31, 2024

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Nolan

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.

Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn

by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

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"Sincerely, the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nolan is the guy every girl would want to be with; he is the most genuine human being you could meet and is always wanting to strive to be a better person. He is sweet, caring, kind, and the utmost loyal man you will ever meet. He will love you with his entire being and call you cute names. Nolan is the definition of "fairytale." He is the most amazing human being a girl could ever ask for; and i am so so lucky to be able to call this man mine. to any girl who ever belongs to a Nolan; his heart is pure, protect it with your entire being.

I love you Nol.
- Octy

"i love you Nol"

"i'm lucky to have you Nolan"

" I truly see a life with you Nolan"

by Octypod February 5, 2024

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Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

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Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

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