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texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.
"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."
by Meek12 May 15, 2014
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Amish Hay Stack

When one man is holding another man naked upside down and his balls are covering his face.
Hey did you see when John and Pete did the Amish hay stack?
by Cliterasandra October 1, 2018
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Alabama Happy Hay

A slang term for marijuana, weed, or reefer
That Alabama Happy Hay was sooooo dank
by StoutBD16 February 22, 2010
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Hays Middle School

A middle school the cool kids go to.

Hays Middle School is the school of cool kids. Unlike Rogers, Reynolds, and Rushing, Hays Middle School is actually good.
Bob: Bro I got into Hays Middle School
Joe: Bro you're so lucky, I have to go to reynolds
by Pog_Wog2 March 5, 2021
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nice shit hay

originally spoken by Shaycarls mother, mother of famous youtube celebrity Shaycarl, when he made a good shot in baseball.

Now used as a general acknowledgement when Shaycarl does something of same nature.
shaycarl owns the channels
youtube.com/shaytards
youtube.com/iphonetard
youtube.com/shaycarl
youtube.com/shayloss
grandma/tard: "nice Shit hay,,, oopps I mean nice hit Shay"
by shaytards viewer August 18, 2011
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Good Day for Hay

Whats it too ya
Hockey Player: Is it a good day for hay boys?
Letterkennyian: It is a good day for hay, whats it too ya?
by Mckinn0 September 18, 2013
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way-hay!

An expression of delight, ecstasy, satisfaction and self-achievement, all in one. Is normally exclaimed after:

a) Someone trips up
b) You pull someone's tie and the knot gets really small
c) You manage to pull the zip on someone's jacket
Person X: "Good day, Person Y. How are you?"
*Person Y pulls the zip down on Person X's jacket*
Person Y "Way-hay!"
Person X "Ahhh, ya bastard, you're gettin booted in the face"
by MichaelXX December 9, 2008
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