Papa norris

papa, the most sexyist norris nuts and has the fattest bunda. if you ever see papa norris you will be flabbergasted. papas real name is justin norris. he also stepped on a dog named bubba but then they got a new one name after his ... he has had the biggest glow up out of the norris family. he used to be fat now look at him.

person 1: DO U KNOW PAPA NORRIS?
person 2: YEAH HE IS SO SEXY

by anonymous September 17, 2022

Chuck Norris

The man Chuck Norris, he can clear an entire forest with just his hand. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his pee on the internet, we now have Redbull. Chuck Norris doesn't read books he just intimidates them for knowledge.

Chuck Norris can break bedrock just by looking at it.

by You're a clown. January 10, 2023

The Norris Syndrome

Syndrome named after Shaun M. Norris, prolific author of RISEN.

It is a mental issue when the frontal cortex of brain is deformed due to high inbreeding. The user becomes highly toxic, racist, homophobic, transphobic and sees himself as the absolute perfect human. The one above others who is never wrong.

Did you see the tweets he posted telling all members of LGBTQI+ suffer from mental illnesses and should be hanged?
Yeah… dude suffers from The Norris Syndrome.

by Mropdropp November 2, 2023

Madison Rose Norris

Someone who fell in love with a boy who is three years older and lives in New York. Very insecure. Loves playing baseball on an actual team becuase girls can play. Goes to gravady everyday and wants to die.

Mom: MADISON ROSE NORRIS GO TO UR ROOM
Madison: That’s where I was going anyways

by Carebears10 October 11, 2020

Chuck Norris Shot

Whiskey, straight, the whole bottle.

Did you just Chuck Norris shot my bottle? Fucktard!

by Dr. Awesome & Assoc. August 31, 2009

chuck norris

You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.

If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.

by Harry2151 December 16, 2008

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a puss.....

*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.

He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...

God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.

by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009