Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

nitrogen narcosis

A drowsy state induced by breathing air in pressures higher than one atmosphere.

The scuba diver died of nitrogen narcosis.

by bdavid April 15, 2015

Cinematic Narcolepsy

A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.

We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.

by ArabianFA April 14, 2022

Nacro Drunk

Someone who falls asleep after consuming 6 or more pints or lager/ale.

That Mackers is such a bloody nacro drunk!

by Dave Brent November 30, 2006

Narcatus

Narcatus is a mythical creature that lives in the end of peoples noses - most likely a troll that sits up in there all day forming golden nuggets that are grown for the pure intention of revenge.

Run man... I flicked my booger at Lindy and it hit her in the eye... I think I saw blood... damn that mythical Narcatus got her good with his razor sharp snot rock!

by Mr Bachelor March 28, 2008

narbocity

Related to: NARB
NARB- No Apparent Reason Boner; the act of getting a boner for no reason whatsoever.

narbocity- the atrocity of achieving 3 or more narbs through the course of one day

Dude, there are no hot girls in our school and I've had a legit narbocity today.

by 1337 5n0wm4n February 8, 2010