myspace bitch 

one of the trickiest mutation of "human" kind. A myspace bitch will use the camera/ photoshop to create her own fake image for others to be deceived. A myspace bitch when she s not readin her favorite book "why men love bitches" spends her time browsin through profiles in order to find some male victim to fall in her trap. Usually up for rich whities, preferably not too bright. Reality is far out from what they present themselves to be. they love been commented on their pics.

OMG!!check out claire's page! she s such a myspace bitch!!

myspace bitch by totallrecall September 9, 2007

Myspace whore 

A person who constantly adds and adds people to become "famous" on Myspace and literally have thousands of people worshipping over them leaving millions of picture comments and mail telling them how "gorgeous" or "cute" they are.All Myspace whores are usually scene.

"I hit up that Myspace whore Jefree Starr the other day and I never got a fucking reply!"

Myspace whore by Krystal with a motherfucking K! December 9, 2008

myspaceable 

something that is worthy of being put on myspace; something that could be digitized so it can be placed on myspace

A video clip of some shmuck hitting on a woman and getting shot down. If someone was recording it, they might say "That's myspaceable!"

myspaceable by CairoXP June 26, 2007

Myspace head

1. Simply put, someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time on the myspace friends/network website. Signs of a "myspace head" are people who seem to be on every time you or a friend logs in to check something, someone who hides their online status while having thousands of friends and hundreds of comments from e-strangers, and people who's entire social life (friends, conflicts, etc) can be tied to myspace.

2. Someone who takes a great amount of pictures in provocative clothing/posses, yeilding a huge of amount of comments in return, but in person they are hidden in plain sight and do not try to stand out at all.

1. "Lauren, who cares that Jasmine left a comment on Lisa's page saying Jake cheated on her with William, while William has a comment right under hers denying the whole thing, and saying to look a Jacob's page. You're on your cell phone with Maria and talking about myspace...just talk to her on myspace about myspace. You're a damned MySpace head."

2. Guy: John...isn't that the girl that just friend requested you on myspace earlier today?
John: Can't be, the girl on myspace was definitely more stacked...and maybe shorter.
Guy: No, look...she has the same lip and nose piercing. Damn she looked like more of a flirt on myspace...I hope that isn't her boyfriend's hand she's holding either.
John: Oh na, she gotta chill, if she leave the house looking like that and already has a man, why is she showing out on myspace? I'm deleting her fake ass tonight.

Myspace head by trus May 29, 2008

Myspace Unlisted 

When you don't use your real name on myspace, in turn making it impossible to find someone using the search function.

Creepy Guy From Work: "Hey, I spent like 4 hours searching for you on myspace...do you even have one??"

Me: "Of course I do, I'm just myspace unlisted, stupid. Look up Carlton Banks, maybe you'll find me (but hopefully not)"

Myspace Unlisted by der der derrr February 25, 2009

myspace angle 

the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.

Oh man! his face was hideous! No wonder he used myspace angles. Fuck it, fuck myspace.

myspace angle by Ben Fong February 11, 2006

myspace deja vu 

When you log in to your myspace account for the first time in 3 months and you realize you have no new messages, friend requests nor comments.

I just had a myspace deja vu!

myspace deja vu by Chicago Bulls March 26, 2008