Making myself plaid

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.

Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!

by leht November 10, 2019

Myself

You do not need me to change anything about myself. What you WANT is to control MYSELF and you're trying to reconfigure what constitutes CONTROL and SELF to make that happen.

Hym "But what YOU ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF is MYSELF. You didn't need MYSELF to change anything to fill your bank account with my ideas. So, you don't need myself to change anything. I don't need to do anything beyond this and I'm not going to. And if I do, I can guarantee someone is going to need to buy some flowers a couple of days afterwards. MYSELF is what you are trying to separate from MY ACHIEVEMENTS so OTHER PEOPLE who deserve it LESS can keep them for themselves. This is all just a ploy to keep me under the thumb of some fuck ass business owner who has contributed LESS to society than I have. It doesn't even matter which business owner it is. You all have to do it and now you want me to have to do it with you. You don't care that I created AI. You don't care about ME. YOU want ME to have to be like YOU. And why would I do that when I can be better? What you are doing isn't reflecting on me. It's just you being you."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

Muttering to myself

Interestingly enough, I said that about myself a while back (likening myself to Deku from My Hero Academia)

Hym "And even MORE interestingly enough, all of the new powers that Deku has in the later seasons... Are powers that I said I use! Like multi-shadow tendrils (black whip), storing energy (Fajin), gear shift. And even the main character's mentor (Knuckleduster) from My Hero Vigilantes might also be based on me. His whole deal is... Well... How do I describe it... You know what it's like when you're a genius and something happens and now you have an increasing amount of executive disfunction? That's Knuckleduster. He has a perk called Overclock that allowed him to think and react super fast and then it gets stolen by a villain and now he just runs the fade on villains without his powers. But I think that's all because of the muttering to myself remark that I made! I'm a ton of characters now."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Dancing With Myself

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself
When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

by Death Menace May 23, 2023