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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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busy my balls

Massaging one’s Balls from underneath
In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
mugGet the busy my ballsmug.

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.
I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.
mugGet the Lick My Ballsmug.

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
mugGet the Sneezed my balls offmug.

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
mugGet the Funk My Ballsmug.

My Ball

Another word for girlfriend or wifey. This is short term based on the phrase “the ol’ ball and chain.” This term gained popularity from DDG using this term in Streamer University.
“Where’s my ball?”

“Who’s your ball?”
“Peyton the girl over there, that’s my ball.”
by Peytonaa May 29, 2025
mugGet the My Ballmug.

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