Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.

Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!

by BigMFginger July 6, 2019

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five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

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worked my ass over

Can be both worked really hard or Get fucked really hard.

My boss worked my ass over, last night .

by Riccoman911 May 6, 2018

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man up my ass

When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.

Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass

by Black Jon February 24, 2008

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clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)

Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”

by felich December 29, 2017

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