Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018

Mossing

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with your pubic hairs.

Bitch be mossing me.

by Refs67 January 18, 2025

mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek

look at him

he must be mossing

by Memer_69 November 12, 2019

Mossing

To be a lame and a loser. Emodies the concept of only taking L’s.

Person 1: “omg my netball team keeps losing”

Person 2: “you guys must be mossing”

by mossingfr August 06, 2022

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is

Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food…

by homo_simpson February 28, 2025

ctrl/moss

best person ever!!!!!! WILL CARRY U ONJ VALORNAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so cool and amamizng and adnnnnnnnnnnnn my dsicord kitten meow meow uwu

"yo u know ctrl/moss?" "OBVIOSUYL THATS LIEK THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!"

by scaramoucheluvr48 August 08, 2022