Mike Malloy

A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.

And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.

Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air

Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-

Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!

by dude709 March 4, 2010

harsh-mellow

noun. A chain of events leading to the ruin of one's state of contentment.

"Dude, that cop tailing us is making me nervous."
"Yeah, he's being a total harsh-mellow."

by s0meguynamedjim March 31, 2010

Mellow

To be relaxed, straight kickin, to be or become chill. Something that is cool, sick dirty, nasty, or flithy.

1. That party was mellow last night.

2."Mackay how you feel today?"
" I feel pretty mellow guy."

3." I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty mellow car."

by Justin Young and Josh Young October 14, 2008

mellow mushroom

the original brothers chaps character before home star runner, and a chain of pizza places

mellow mushroom has lotsa friends

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

mallowmelt

Mallowmelt is a gooey treat that tastes like fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies soaked in ice cream and covered in frosting and butterscotch
Originates from the book series Keeper of The Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger

Sophie: *eats mallowmelt*
Fitz: Hey pass me some of that will you?
Sophie: *flings plate at Fitz and breaks his nose*
Keefe: Nice one! Have a ripplefluff
*proceeds to kiss Sophie*
Ro: FINALLY

by katherine_plumber November 20, 2022

Mallory

A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!

Dude... My roommate pulled a Mallory last night! I was too scared to sleep!

by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003