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red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝
John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022
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Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off
Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please
by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023
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wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
by MrsMittens January 30, 2017
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Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022
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just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005
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The Mittens

the ultimately almighty God, who is leader of all good luck. worshipped by all loved ones. The greatest thing in life.
"We need to ask The Mittens, he can help us."
by 1TheCheeseMakerLover November 6, 2017
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Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023
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