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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
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Mind-Whiff

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)
Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.
by JuKiDubstep November 23, 2011
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mind numbling

When you are doing a task so repetitive and menial, that it feels like a small rabbit is nibbling on your brain.
clicking send message over and over again is so mind numbling
by CloudMaster August 15, 2014
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bulletproof mind

You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you
Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind
by Quan boi September 10, 2016
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dirty minded

probably the things you are searching other than this
guy 1: that dude is on urban dictoinary
guy 2:EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SO dirty minded

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by i perrrrrrrrrrrson December 19, 2021
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Mind High

That feeling of being so high you only exist in your mind and lose connection with your physical form.
Like I’m not regular high man I’m full on mind high
by Raven Xyvren January 25, 2022
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mind herpes

A terrible mental image that you cannot get out of your head.
That short fat bitch with a mustache so ugly, picturing her naked is like mind herpes.
by dust buster December 24, 2013
mugGet the mind herpesmug.

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