midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.

It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.

by Lars, Ska Fan Extraordinaire March 18, 2008

Midgetry

a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Noun Midgetry a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

by Midget man 81 April 16, 2019

milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.

Check out the milk midgets on that chick.

by Gerber December 2, 2004

Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.

My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.

by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009

midgejunchkin

used derogatorily, combination of a midget and a munchkin, often used to describe exceptionally short children

Did you see those little midgejunchkins in the parking lot staring at us?

by Gray Son August 17, 2007

midgecock

when a young gentleman or unfortunately small being has been blessed with a minute and pencil like penis, the individual can also suffer from virginity

Pauly the 4ft man had a massive midgecock

by joellyhollings September 25, 2011

midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.

OMG! She's midgeter than me!

by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013