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Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.
by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023
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Microwave

A quick, heater upper that can heat up or cooks things in a jiffy, using an electrical outlet using the method e=mc2, which causes the said microwave to heat up your scrumptious, delicious meal
jon: “i used my microwave to heat up my mac and cheese
jim: “ahaha sure thing johnny boy
by grovillionaire December 9, 2019
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Microwave-behavior

When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
by Gon69 January 19, 2020
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microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
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microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.
Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great
by Condom Ren June 20, 2022
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Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved
by applevision December 5, 2017
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