medititulate

The practice of calming the body and mind through deep breath, focus and playing with the nipples

Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.

by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

medititulate

The practice of calming the mind and body through deep breath, focus and playing with one's nipples

Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.

by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

memetage

A group of memes in succession linear horizontal or in a group.

That group memetage was magnificent.

by Justdog July 25, 2022

meith

MILFS named Keith

have you the thew new neighbor he's a meith!

by englishDICKtionary August 11, 2022

Memetic Osmosis

Figuring out what happens in a TV Show, Game, or Movie entirely from memes or recent trends.

Person 1: "Have you actually seen Breaking Bad?"
Person 2: "No, but I pieced together what happens with memetic osmosis."

by Fordring1009 August 11, 2022

Memetionship

The type of relationship where you only exchange memes.

They had no interest in hanging out, they just have a memetionship.

by Brus--- January 19, 2023

Meditasturbation

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.

Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.

by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023