unprofessional mechanic

Sana Ferdowsian

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice

by armon the top g August 2, 2022

Mechanic's Quick Fix

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

Aircraft Mechanic

An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

She like me more cuz Im an aircraft mechanic

by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025

Gacha Mechanics

Gambling, but in videogames

Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.

by somebody10291029102 June 5, 2022

mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently

she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends

by mbs133 October 10, 2020

Mechanical Frog

1. A term for unused and/or cut content, whether it be from movies, TV shows, or video games.

2. Something in the plot that's only mentioned or shown once and is never talked about again. (Usually for humor)

Derived from a scene in cut from the final version of the first episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rabbot.

"Unleash the Mechanical Frog!!!"

-Dr Weird (Rabbot, 2000)

by Cynical Man November 7, 2025