McDonalds money

What a parent might say in response to a request from her child when asked, if they will buy them a meal away from home, rather than say "No".

"What ? you got some McDonalds money ?!?"
It can be very effective tactic because, instead of simply saying no; it will force the child to think about a response to their question. Rather than, continuing to pester their parent to buy them something.

McDonalds money by Alfonzotoledo February 6, 2012

McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

McDonalds Salad by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

McDonalds Shit 

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.

McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit

McDonalds Shit by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 10, 2009

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

Mcdonalds apple pies by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

McDonalds Sundae

The sexual action that involves cumming in a girls ass. There are three ways of doing about this. The strawberry sundae is having your girl menstruate in your ass. The hot fudge sundae is have you shit in her ass crack and the caramel sundae is made with you pissing in her ass.

We ordered a McDonalds sundae last night. Oh shit, she was pissed.

McDonalds Sundae by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

McDonalds Shit 

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.

Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit

McDonalds Shit by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013

McDonalds Hangover 

The feeling you get usually within hours, and sometimes the next day after eating McDonald's. Feelings of extreme stomach pains, sharpness, bloating, headaches, diarrhea, and if you are lucky, anal leakage.

It is not uncommon to go to the bathroom several times after eating McDonald's to go poop. The poop is usually black or greenish.

Ohh man I was in the bathroom 4 times the past hour, damn McDonalds Hangover. I will never eat there again.

Similar to a alochol related hangover you will eat at McDonald's the next week.

McDonalds Hangover by haasmr November 17, 2011