malin

malin er født hore

åy malin er homo

by malin hater2 November 16, 2020

Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005

Maxine Caulfield

A video game character that goes out smoking cigarettes, drinking bud lights, and killing homeland security officers.

Maxine Caulfield was shot by homeland security in a shootout.

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Maxin Out

When you and one or more of your friends go to a shitty fast food place, most likely mcdonalds, and proceed to buy a shit ton of food, go somewhere and eat the shit out of all that food, preferably in a place that other people can see you guys engorge yourself and clog your arteries, but also bask in your manliness

Friend 1: Dude I'm so hungry, wanna get some food?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah, dude. Tonight, we're maxin out on micky d's
Friend 1: DUUUUDE!

by Maxing out January 18, 2011

maxing

maxing out on all the food after gettin blowed

damn man i got the munchies i need to max!

by MrGrinch January 30, 2004

The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

by Ben Katz November 6, 2008

Marlins

Located in Miami, Florida, the Marlins were a franchise that began it's genesis in the early 1990's during the end of Major Leage Baseball's expansion boom. After settling in the former Don Shula stadium, the team was welcomed by a typical fiery fanbase that prides itself on being a "multi-cultural" society. Soon though the welcoming applause fell out the window, and the fans soon realized that like most expansion teams, this one sure did suck. After many mediocre to ill-failed seasons, the Marlins finally found success in 1996 after beating the Cleveland Indians in the Fall Classic. Fortunately for "Tribe Fans" it was actually a good thing that a worthless, economic failure had beaten their beloved original early twentieth century founded team, because the fanbase simply walked away after the Marlins failed and failed again in the next few seasons to close out the century looking like a true feces stain on Bud Selig's trousers. Of course, the fanbase would repeat their history again, by walking away from their team again, that they had so virulently supported during the 2003 World Series, when they defeated a very deserving Chicago Cubs squad to make it to the worst World Series ever to beat the undeserving "Evil Empire" Yankees. The Marlin fans are an odd sort, taking pride in investing their earned money on a team that wins terrible and forgettable 'Series. Of course, this just amounts to a group of truly uninterested and undevoted "Fairweather fans" that just show up IF their low scoring Marlins actually make it to the playoffs. The Marlins are once again finding the low point of the charts, as their forgettable players, fairweather fans and eyesore place in history books drift off into the Gulf of Worthlessness.

The Marlins only sell out when they are in the playoffs.

Yeah, the Marlins and the White Sox have won 3 of the worst World Series championships ever.

by Johnny Hates NOVA May 13, 2006