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Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up
There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.
Matt Dodged by NYG4life February 21, 2011

Matt Slam 

When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.
Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.
Matt Slam by Brocklovesmen October 2, 2014

matryoshka 

Set of wooden dolls of decreasing size placed one inside another. The name "matryoshka" (матрёшка), literally "little matron", is a diminutive form of Russian female first name "Matryona" (Матрёна) or "Matriosha".
Do you have slav toy in house like matryoshka?
matryoshka by kasskata June 16, 2018

dirty martyn 

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!
He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!
dirty martyn by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

matt is gay 

matt is gay by gayafmatt May 21, 2016

Matt Weaver 

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted
Matt Weaver by Admin333 June 16, 2011