matty

cutest guy around

super tall and funny

colorado kid

matty is so perfect

by yourmomlovesmichealbjordanong May 3, 2022

Matty

A very attractive guy that makes among us jokes to much.

Jimmy: Matty is kinda hot
Girl 1: Yah I know, he looks nice
Jimmy: are you going to ask him out?
Girl 1: No duh

by Matty_Fatty June 14, 2022

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

matty b with da booty fat

skinny legend (95lb) with big fat ass that can shake the towns upside down.

"YOYOYO ITS MATTY B WITH DA BOOTY FAT AYYYYY WHERE DA PARTY ATTT"

by 7ent January 30, 2025

Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 14, 2021

Mattie Lowe

Mattie Lowe is a girl who gets a lot of hoes and takes snapchats every five seconds. She can not go a day without having a friend over. She's very funny too. She's also very attractive with a great personality. You don't find much like her.

Is your name Mattie Lowe because you laugh too much?

by -Vogue magazine February 3, 2018

matty

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.

“matty is so cute i want to hug him forever!”

by spagirly101 December 29, 2021