a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
Get the Splatter of matter on the wallmug. "Black Privilege Matters: uncovering systemic inequality where Civil Rights Act 1866 benefits intended for Black liberation empowered other groups instead."
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by Black Privilege Matters January 8, 2025
Get the Black Privilege Mattersmug. The miscellaneous unknown substances that you find inside frat houses. Said substances are often composed of beer, vomit, blood, food, piss, and anything else mixed together. Often found on the walls, the floor, under the stairs, or really anywhere imaginable.
by shotguning frattylight April 24, 2011
Get the frat mattermug. An annoying "movement" that dreamsexuals use to try getting support for their pitiful little "sexuality." If you see someone saying this unironically, they are "dreamsexual."
Annoying dreamsexual: I'm starting a movement; the Dream Lives Matter movement! I'm selling t-shirts on Amazon Prime to support it!
All of Twitter: im gonna amazon prime your face to the pavement if i ever meet you
All of Twitter: im gonna amazon prime your face to the pavement if i ever meet you
by Tekiku March 30, 2022
Get the Dream Lives Mattermug. the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy
by gage deibert February 18, 2019
Get the mattermug. Glancing into her closet, filled with lovingly-chosen clothing she no longer wore, slipping on her plastic coat, her mask and rubber gloves to go 'shopping', she recalled what her mother had taught her when she was young, that appearances matter, and wondered when it would be true again.
by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020
Get the appearances mattermug. 