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map-sensor

A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.
Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.
by QuacksO November 19, 2024
mugGet the map-sensormug.

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)
Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map
by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011
mugGet the flap mapmug.

Find the Map

When his dick is so small you have to ask for help to see it
by TheRealJoseph_Stalin January 10, 2017
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MAP

Hey looks it's MAP
by MatthewPatthew January 14, 2021
mugGet the MAPmug.

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, actually figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking any project of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
mugGet the follow the map to Stalingradmug.

MAP

Commonly used on Twitter. The origin of MAP (and MAP pride) came from Twitter, pedophiles came together to make a acronym that would disguise them and make them look innocent as pedo looks much worse. They soon came up with MAP which stands for minor attracted person.

They (pedophiles) used it in tags, usernames, and even in merchandise! It was easy to lure children when the acronym surfaced because almost no one knew what it meant. After a while children caught on and some even started supporting MAPs, kids would make groups with the maps and arrange meetings (most of the time they got captured/went missing).

A few Twitter months later normal citizens got curious and went to look up what MAP meant. They were disgusted with the results and informed the platform and others that MAPs were pedophiles. YouTube's made videos to spread the message of kids being kidnapped and how it was wrong to support MAPs, the tag on Twitter was taken down but new ones rised. Thankfully the tags now are never used seriously.
MAP: lol I want to fuck kids
Twitard: ok 👍👍
Normal person: this is not ok
by Dxnnie! November 6, 2021
mugGet the MAPmug.

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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