Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.

“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”

by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018

Mariah

Mariah is the most kind very honest person you will ever meet. She has lots of friends and is very popular. She is the most hottest girl in your school and she will get all the men. When she has a crush she has crushes for long periods of times. She falls in love very easily. Because Mariah’s are so kind they usually get taken for granted. But never do that because if you get a Mariah mad you will regret it. She will ruin your life and will make everyone turn on you. But if your on her good side she will love and cherish you like a good friend should. She will be your best friend. Even tho Mariah’s are faithful and kind and sweet when you date a Mariah she is a freak! She loves to love and she is going to be the best partner you have in bed. If you have a Mariah in your life don’t let them go because they are the best thing that will every happen to you. Mariah’s are also very protective over there boyfriends so if you try and hit on her boyfriend...sleep with one eye open she will hurt you.

Person 1:Whoa did you see Mariah today she is so hot

Persons 2:Dude chill she has a boyfriend

Person:1 Bruh Mariah is the best in bed.

Person 2: ye ik we hit it twice in one day best night of my life

Person 1: bruh I just want Mariah back

Person 2: why tf would you let her go in the first place

Person 1: Mariah is so funny and chill l love her she is my best friend!

Person 2: haha that’s funny I am her best friend

by Freak101 -Mariah’s Ed lover 😉 January 13, 2019

Mariah

The person who is the least weeniest person ever

I may not be a Mariah, but I can hold a hamster after 2 days of trying.

by Star56899 March 25, 2019

Malia Mills

That girl in my Spanish class who has a penis and participated in sexual activities with bee hives.

Oh shit, Malia Mills is here

by Skai Jackson April 10, 2019

Maliyaha

Pretty cute loyal ain’t got time for no boys periodt loves to put on lots of lipgloss and tall and she is fun to hang with

Maliyaha is an awesome girl and is fun to hang with

by Lil petty September 18, 2019

Mariah

The best trusting person your’ll ever know she can be trusted with anything. She is really kind and beautiful. She will always care for others even when she doesn’t know them. She’ll always smile even when something bad happens. She always bring people happy and bring them first. So make sure you ask to be friends with her you won’t regret it:))

Mariah: “what happen!?”
Person: “nothing”
Mariah: “ugh who was it ima talk to them”

by Cyani Rodriguez September 23, 2019

Mariah

Watch out for the big girl scissors and has anger problems

Person 1:I.n is 18 and his birthday is February 8.

Mariah:DONT COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW U WILL GET MURDURED BY ME IT DOESNT MATTER THAT U ARE MY BEST FRIEND ☠️☠️☠️

by Bangchanstraykids💓 September 30, 2019