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major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum
by the looks of amy's face she just met major load
by mister big jim May 1, 2010
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013
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Major hewlett

Is a short British officer who at times can have a bad temper and has a weird obsession with his horse may have fucked both of them at some point, he in in turn Washington spies and gets rejected by Anna sadly and hates Simcoe, on the low point just be safe around this British officer because he will kill you by hanging you
"Law order authority" said by Major Hewlett in the show
by Turn Washington Spies April 19, 2018
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major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole
Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !
by JT Rooster November 3, 2006
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major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!
by pseudomajor October 14, 2012
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Major alert

Major alert mA-jurh-AH-lur-

On one of FaZe clan member Adapt videos, he is in a right situation, causing him to scream “Major alert”. This term skyrocketed the channel and their twitter, with other FaZe Clan members such as FaZe Nikan or FaZe Banks to post it. These terms as well relate with other terms such as bang her later or lit later. This term has caused popularity to increase, brining in more social media followers, subscribers, views, and popularity.
Teacher: Pop quiz you motherfuckers!
Male students grades 8th-12th: Major Alert! Alert the alert!
by Just helping out. November 8, 2017
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major chrome

Not a admin abuser, not even an admin, just a very cynical person.
MajorChrome: I hate everyone
by G2 January 8, 2004
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