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Maegen

A separated piece of hair, sometimes greasy, that awkwardly sits on your forehead. In most cases, it is only a single maegen if your lucky. But they may also occur in several groups. Multiple maegans are the worst. They are most commonly found on people with sideswept bangs and people who have naturally greasy hair, but anyone can get a maegan at anytime.
When a maegan is present, people will find it hard to concentrate on you while you are speaking, instead focusing on your maegan. They can be very obvious or very subtle. You can prevent them from forming sometimes, but once you have one it's stuck with you for the rest of the day. Maegans are the most awkward thing that can happen to you.
Do I have any maegens?
No, your hair looks fine.

EEEW I haven't washed my hair in a week and I'm starting to get maegans!
by Mary Katherine November 19, 2007
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manbearpig

a being of awsomeness that is pushed around by Al Gore. he is currently living in a 5 bedroom house with sasquatch and the beastie boys. hopes to be president in the 2016 election. he may not know it but he is our only hope of ending the war. i mean c'mon, he could friggin take out 9000 terrorist in like 3 minutes.
manbearpig, a leader, a loner, a beast of pure awsomeness!
by cerealinator October 28, 2008
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Mamber

The word mamber comes was created by Andy Lowe on the 2nd of October 2004 in the village of Yattindon during a camp out. The word can be used to say anything! see examples below!
Mark stop mambering around

you are such a Mamberer

I'm just going behind this wall to have a Mamber.

I have mambered all over the place!

Don't Mamby around!

etc
by Michael Jenkins October 3, 2004
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LADY MACBETHING

Washing your hands after masturbating on your period.
"What, will these hands ne'er be clean?... Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand... Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale... To bed, to bed, to bed!" (Lady Macbeth Lady Macbething, Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1)
by Lady MB November 20, 2016
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Mabel

someone who has too large of an ego and spends most of their time masturbating behind the desk while she tells her students to be quiet so she can watch some really creepy trans-BDSM shit
I fucking mabeled my physics class today; it felt so good. I even got to use a pencil for some of it. I let my students borrow them sometimes.
by PhysicsIsHard October 21, 2016
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manbearpig

one who is nearly a man but is hairy and big like a bear who also has a pig like face.
In an episode in southpark a manbearpig is expressed.
by Erinn0707 March 13, 2009
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