marty mayo lick

when a kid named matthew eats bread - mayo - bread sandwiches

marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!

by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019

Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021

retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.

If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016

Martyball

The American football strategy used by Mike Martz, relying on the seven-step drop and a terrible offensive line to smash Jay Cutler, rattling his brain and giving him superhuman powers. The "Martyball" employed by Schottenheimer will henceforth be known as Schottyball.

"MARTY DONT MARTYBALL NOOOOOOOOOOO"- Jay Cutler RIP <3

by Mike Football Martz April 6, 2011

Bradley Martyn

A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.

Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.

I love you, Bradley

PS: Dom is still bigger than you

I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn

by Urbandefintions June 5, 2018

martyr

A selfless, arrogant, mislead, knowledge lacking, sad excuse for human life. One who takes their life that has been so amazingly giving to them and defiles its name by slandering it through the use of religion and dies in religions name claiming that their way is absolutely the right way. A closed minded fool who deserves nothing more than to deteriorate in the dirt as soon as possible... In simple terms a waist of time and life.

Jesus Christ is the most famous martyr known in America. His self sacrifice was an example of stupidity and those who would be changed by his existence deserve death immediately go kill yourself.

by Metro Josh October 28, 2007

martyr

A videogame character from the videogame Hunter: The Reckoning.

Martyr: *shoots someone* I just ruined yo shit mutha fucka.( the martyr was black ^_^ )

by Fuckthepainaway January 20, 2005