Freak mommy

Oooo. Vicki is such a freak mommy!!! She just makes my eyes melt!
by Yumm Yumm July 06, 2010
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Daddy mommy

Wanting a daddy / mommy 😘❤️ 🔥😃🤚❤️
by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021
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Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 06, 2018
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NPD Mommy

A dominant female with Narcissistic Personality Disorder that e battlers are into.
I just want an NPD Mommy to degrade me.
by Unhumble June 24, 2021
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angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child
aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.
by maryannmaria February 08, 2018
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mommy mulkers

Person 1: “I love mommy mulkers”
Person 2: “you’re fucking stupid
by Jocloud July 25, 2021
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Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018
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