Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.

John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!

Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021