Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.

"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."

by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016

Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.

Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.

by FabulousMonkey May 19, 2015

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 June 26, 2016