Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
by Zen Chaos October 12, 2020
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Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .
by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024
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lube drink

A drink that someone habitually gets as their first drink at a bar to lighten up.
"Dude, get your appletini so we can do some shots already!" "Talk about a crap lube drink..."
by SleipOdin March 04, 2008
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lube your thighs

Strap-on-dildo
lube your thighs
That man had a thigh harness attached to the the dildo.
by freakshow21 March 14, 2011
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Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
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lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
by shackRam829 January 29, 2016
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D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013
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