Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

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Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023

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judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities

I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

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When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.

My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?

by Cvpigunguy April 10, 2019

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Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals

I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .

by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024

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