BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021

Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

lube lu

THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string

“DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
“OH NO RUNNNNNNN”

by Gaypoople June 17, 2022

Lady Lube

Natural vaginal lubricant.

A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.

by 1stDMAN March 30, 2016

jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015